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“Mortālem īnfēlīcem!” inquit Cornēlia. “Quō modō ex tantīs malīs sē expedīvit?”[1]

Tum māter: “Ad caelum bracchia tollēns: ‘Dā veniam, pater Bacche,’ inquit; ‘peccāvī. Sed miserēre,[2] precor, mēque ex hōc malō ēripe.’

“Quō audītō, deus mītis revocāvit mūnus, et Midae imperāvit ut quōdam in fonte lavārētur. Quod cum factum esset, vīs[3] aurea ex corpore rēgis in aquam cessit; ac trāditum est in harēnā flūminis, quod inde oritur, grāna[4] aurea etiam hodiē reperīrī posse.”

“Papae!” inquit Sextus. “Hoc vērum esse vix crēdere possum.”

At māter: “Idem dīcēs, cum vōbīs aliud nārrāverō, quod posteā huic rēgī accidit:

“Nam deus Pān, dum nymphīs tenerīs carmina fistulā[5] modulātur,[6] glōriārī ausus est sē Apollinem ipsum cantū[7] superāre posse. Quārē illī duo ad certāmen sub Tmōlō iūdice[8] vēnērunt; quō in certāmine Pān facile victus est.

“Tmōlī iūdicium omnibus placuit; Midās sōlus dissentiēbat.[9] Quam ob rem prō tantā stultitiā Apollō aurēs rēgis in spatium trāxit, eāsque in speciem asinī aurium mūtāvit. Itaque Midās, ut hoc vitium[10] turpe tegeret, semper posteā caput tiārā[11] vēlāre[12] coāctus est.’’

Dum haec dīcuntur, nūbēs in caelō cōgēbantur, brevīque imber frīgidus[13] cōnsecūtus est. Viātōrēs, in vīllā quādam duās hōrās morātī, multō ante noctem tamen potuērunt Fundōs pervenīre; ubi ad dēversōrium sine morā sē contulērunt.

  1. expediō, -īre, -īvī, -ītus, tr.; sē expedīre, escape.
  2. misereor, -ērī, -itus sum, intr., pity. Imper. in text.
  3. vīs, potency.
  4. grānum, -ī, n., grain.
  5. fistula, -ae, f., pipe; trans. abl., ‘on.’
  6. modulor, -ārī, -ātus sum, tr., play.
  7. cantū: abl. of spec.
  8. sub Tmōlō iūdice: i.e., with Tmolus as umpire.
  9. dissentiō, sentīre, -sēnsī, -sēnsum, intr., dissent.
  10. vitium, -ī, n., blemish.
  11. tiāra, -ae, f., turban.
  12. vēlō, -āre, -āvī, -ātus, tr, cover.
  13. frīgidus, -a, -um, adj., cold.